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Top 5 (more) duets

Friday, July 31st, 2009

Duets weekWell, the dog days of summer are officially here. Eggs are frying on the sidewalks, smog is being inhaled with great enthusiasm by the tourists atop Cadillac Mountain, and constant humidity has rendered our brains into a silly, putty-like substance. So cool off with the final entry of Duets Week:

1. “California Stars,” Billy Bragg and Wilco
Pared-down, wistful, yet chipper, this song is worth getting stuck in your head.

2. “Under Pressure” Queen and David Bowie
Recorded almost on a whim, Queen’s only collaboration before Freddie Mercury’s death hits all the right notes.
Vanilla Ice be damned.

3. “Baby It’s Cold Outside,” Ella Fitzgerald and Louis Jordan
Just pretend we aren’t on the cusp of August. This standard has been done by many a duo – Ray Charles/Betty Carter’s 1962 collaboration comes to mind, as does, for some reason, a performance by David “Buster Poindexter” Johansen and Sigorney Weaver on Saturday Night Live in 1986. But no one does it like Ella.

4. “Homeless”/”Diamonds on the Souls of Her Shoes,” Paul Simon and Ladysmith Black Mambazo
Paul Simon’s “Graceland” album is perhaps the greatest ambassador of world music to a mainstream audience. These two songs, recorded with South African a cappella group Ladysmith Black Mambazo, are beautiful enough to give you goosebumps on even the hottest summer days.

5. “Sometimes Love Just Ain’t Enough,” Patty Smyth & Don Henley
I can only assume that Henley was performing an act of contrition for his time with the Eagles when he joined Smyth for this tender, remorseful ballad.

Top 5 (More) Duets

Runners up: “You Don’t Know Me,” Ben Folds and Regina Spektor; “Have A Cigar,” Foo Fighters and Brian May; others too numerous to mention. What duets do-it for you?

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Tags: Ben Folds, Billy Bragg, Brian May, Buster Poinexter, David Bowie, David Johansen, Don Henley, Ella Fitzgerald, Foo Fighters, Ladysmith Black Mambazo, Louis Jordan, Patty Smyth, Paul Simon, Queen, Regina Spektor, Sigorney Weaver, The Eagles, Vanilla Ice, Wilco

A what sandwich?

Thursday, July 30th, 2009

The BBC is reporting that erstwhile Aussie’s Men At Work has won the first stage in a plagiarism suit over their hit “Down Under.” Read the story here.

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Just Green Day!

Thursday, July 30th, 2009

It seems like every time Green Day puts forth a serious artistic statement, something comes along, pats them on the head, gives them a lollipop and sends them out to recess. And they go willingly. In other words, the band preaches revolution, but the message is subverted by the very commercial means they use to reach an audience

Take their major label debut “Dookie.” The sound and songs off that album seemed subversive, at least before being embraced by the nation’s 6th graders.

In years to come, “American Idiot,” “Know Your Enemy” and their excellent cover of “Working Class Hero” were battle cries against The Man. Then you start to hear “Good Riddance (Time Of Your Life)” on later-day episodes of ER, not to mention sung by the glee club at your cousin’s high school graduation.

Their performance on the second episode of the Tonight Show with Conan O’Brien unquestionably rocked. But shouldn’t Billie Joe Armstrong have been sneering at the audience, instead of getting them to clap along?

I mean, they sound punk, but were they ever, in fact, punk?

If they were before, they aren’t now. Vulture is reporting that Green Day has assembled its creative team for American Idiot: The Musical, which will run for five weeks this fall at the Berkeley Repertory Theatre.

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Image from Berkeley Rep

In a statement on Berkeley’s website, Armstrong said of the theater “They’re an amazing theatre group, very adventurous, and their willingness to take chances is in keeping with the spirit of the album. The end result will be terrific, and we’re really proud.”

Johnny Rotten wept.

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Top 5 Duets: The Hip Hop Invasion (100% P. Diddy Free!)

Wednesday, July 29th, 2009

Duets weekWelcome back to Duets Week on theFiver.

Every once in a while, your nice pop and/or thrash-core artist will be visited upon that spritely ne’er-do-well, the rap artist. What’s a Dido or late John Lennon to do? I say, embrace the rap artist. Bring him some mead and balm for his tired feet, for he has tread from the far reaches of Compton or the Bronx to bring the noise. In that spirit of cooperation, please bear witness to:

Top 5 Duets: The Hip Hop Invasion

1. “Stan,” Emimen and Dido
You’ve got Emimen in my Brit-pop singer-songwriter! You’ve got Dido in my Detroit crossover rap artists! Two great tastes that taste great together, when Emimen recorded “Stan,” he sampled heavily from Dido Florian Cloud de Bounevialle O’Malley Armstrong’s “Thank You,” taking a sweet ballad and turning it on its ear. “Stan” is at once funny, chilling, filled with rage, and a warning over excessive music fanaticism.

2. “Bring The Noise,” Public Enemy and Anthrax
Remember when you didn’t hate VH1 gadflies Flava Flav or Scott Ian?

3. “Walk This Way,” Run-D.M.C. and Aerosmith
Run-D.M.C.’s take on Aerosmith’s mullet-anthem “Walk This Way” helped bring rap to a mainstream audience and rejuvenated Aerosmith’s languishing career.

4. “Work It Out,” Jurassic 5 and Dave Matthews Band

5. “Encore” Jay Z and the Beatles
Not an official pairing in anyway, DJ Danger Mouse’s The Grey Album is perhaps hip-hops best worst-kept secret. Taking vocals from Jay Z’s “The Black Album” and the Beatles’ white album, Danger Mouse’s creation could arguably be more than the some of its parts.

Top 5 Duets: The Hip Hop Invasion

What would you pick for an encore?

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Duck and cover

Tuesday, July 28th, 2009

Dr. Forrester: What happens when you go into your favorite karaoke bar, and you want to hear “I Want To Know What Love Is” by Foreigner?

TV’s Frank: People vomit?

Bad news, everyone. The forces of evil have allied to unleash another musical apocalypse upon the world. Wal-Mart will exclusively be vomiting up CDs of Foreigner’s “Can’t Slow Down,” a three-disc set of new material, a concert DVD and a best-of collection, in September. It will be the band’s first release since 1995’s “Mr. Moonlight,” according a Billboard report, and we all remember “Mr. Moonlight,” right? Right?

frankThe following quote attributed to Wal-Mart senior music buyer Tom Welch is telling: “When Foreigner played at the company’s annual shareholders meeting, the band’s (appeal) was reinforced by how much our associates loved it.”

This may be the greatest aural sin unleashed by Wal-Mart since Journey passed “Revelation” through its musical sphincter in 2008.

It has everything to do with hurting.

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AP report: Drug administered by doctor may have killed Jackson.

Tuesday, July 28th, 2009

The Associated Press is reporting that Michael Jackson’s doctor administered a powerful anesthetic to help him sleep, and law enforcement sources are saying that drug may have killed Jackson. Los Angeles Police told the AP that Dr. Conrad Murray administered the intravenous drug sometime after midnight June 25. The report states that Jackson regularaly recieved the drug, wherein a doctor would administer it when Jackson went to sleep, then stop the IV drip in order to wake him.

While Murray, who had tried to revive Jackson, has been the subject of a manslaughter investigation, Police say he is not a suspect, according to the AP. Read the full report here.

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I’m a little bit alternative-country… And so am I: Top 5 Rootsy-ish Duets

Monday, July 27th, 2009

Duets weekWelcome to Duets Week on theFiver. Originally, we were going to post one top 5 list of duets, but there’s just so damn many good ones. So we’re breaking things down by category.

Rules: We’re trying to avoid schmaltz, so you’ll forgive our lack of “Ebony And Ivory” or the Nate “King” Cole/Natalie Cole version of “Unforgettable.” For the sake of these lists, a band and another artist will be considered a duet, as long as they normally don’t produce together. IE: Queen and David Bowie are eligible; George Clinton and Parliament Funkadelic are not. The duetting artists get a green light even if they collaborated for an entire album, but not if they made a career out of it. So you’ll see Alison Krauss and Robert Plant; but not Simon and Garfunkel. Which leaves Dave Matthews and Tim Reynolds in a weird gray area. Also, with Glen Miller and His Orchestra and Kool and His Gang — neither are considered duets. Offer void in Utah. May cause rare but serious side effects – consult your physician of leakage persists.

For today’s Top 5, we’re looking for pairings that are often surprising, producing songs that are poignant and memorable.

Top 5 Rootsy-ish Duets

1. “All The Roadrunning,” Mark Knopplher and Emmylou Harris
Knopplher has done well in stepping from the cool shadow of Dire Straits, when he teamed up with country legend Emmylou Harris for the album This Is Us, it produced this ought-to-be classic.

2. “Please Read The Letter,” Robert Plant and Alison Krauss
It was hard narrowing down choices from “Raising Sand,” the collaboration of Plant and Krauss. But “Please Read The Letter” only just edged out such other great tracks as “Gone Gone Gone (Done Moved On)” and “Let Your Loss Be Your Lesson.”

3. “Carpetbagger,” Jenny Lewis and Elvis Costello
Fun and rowdy, this pairing between Jenny Lewis and Elvis Costello would make a great song to start a fight in your local dive bar.

4. “I See A Darkness,” Johnny Cash and Will Oldham
Cash’s “American” series produced a bevy excellent work at the end of his career. This was originally a song by Oldham (Bonnie “Prince” Billy), who provides backing vocals. To us, this song is a confession of trouble and turmoil, a desperate cry, and a love letter to a friend, all in one.

5. “Fireflies,” Rhett Miller and Rachel Yamagatta
Speaking of desperation, the conversation in this duet between Miller, who only wants his blinding love from Yamagata returned, is off Miller’s album “The Believer.” If you’re heart-broken and drinking, this is your song.

Runners up: “Girl From The North Country,” Bob Dylan and Johnny Cash, “Love Hurts (cover),” Emmylous Harris & Elvis Costello. Whaddya think, sirs?

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PerformanceKlok: Finest Hour

Saturday, July 25th, 2009

Queen’s performance at Live Aid in London in 1985 is often considered the crown jewel of the benefit concert and, in turn, is widely considered the band’s greatest performance of its career. In this clip featuring “Bohemian Rhapsody” and “Radio Ga Ga,” the great Freddie Mercury owns the stage, holding sway over approximately 72,000 concert-goers at Wembley Stadium.

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playlist

Saturday, July 25th, 2009

Tomorrow I’m going up to see my friends Carla and Andrew. It takes between an hour and an hour and a half to get there, depending how I’m driving. This is what I’ll be listening to.

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The Top 5 tunes to watch others make love to

Friday, July 24th, 2009

Photo 35The category for today’s Top 5 list, though grammatically questionable, comes from a suggestion by my friend Charlie Simmons, after I requested ideas for Top 5 categories. I suppose I have no one but myself to blame. —JS

Voyeurism, along with bake sales, hula-hoops, and July 4th parades, is one of America’s oldest and proudest traditions. Watching others unaware making sweet, sweet love has its roots in the French and Indian War when British Col. Reginald Thomas Cottonswab, while on reconnaissance, spotted French Gen. Jacque de Lafayette making love to a brass light infantry bugle.

“By His Majesty’s grace and fortune!” the British officer shouted at the very top of his lungs. “Unless my eyes are misted by this god-damned Canadian weather, my very worthy adversary seems to be in coitus with his war-corronet!”

Cottonswab’s rather loud exclamation of surprise is understandable. The British were unaware that it was standard procedure for the French officer corps of that era to couple with a bugle if the actual bugler was absent or incapacitated. Unfortunately, Cottonswab’s shout led to his capture by the French. He was eventually released at the end of the conflict, though not before being thoroughly humiliated – his French captors often demanded that Cottonswab recite the sonnets of Christopher Marlowe while wearing nothing but his three-corned hat.

Despite becoming the founder of the Q-Tip company in 1764 (ironically, early Q-Tips did not use cotton for swabs, as cotton was then too expensive, so steel wool was used in its place), the poor British colonel was never able to shake his moniker, “Peeping Tom.”

After the battles of Lexington and Concord in 1775, American revolutionaries chose to adopt the moniker “Peeping Tom” in the same ironic vain as “Yankee Doodle Dandy” and “Inbred Gypsy Whore.” To this day, the proud tradition of the Peeping Tom can be readily witnessed at America’s finer institutions of higher learning and at fitness clubs.

— JS

The Top 5 tunes to watch others make love to

01. “You Can Leave Your Hat On,” Tom Jones
Your models will appreciate any “get-ready” music, as long as it’s sung by a Welshman.

02. “Ignition,” R. Kelly
Beep! Beep! Nothing says “classy” like R. Kelly!

RK

03. “Saturday Night,” Bay City Rollers
Hey, guys! Take a break from lovin’ with the Bay City Rollers!

04. “Can You Feel The Love Tonight?” Elton John
Nothing says “sexy!” like a pair of lions! Rower! (Interesting fact: A male lion will kill the cubs fathered by a rival in order to make the female go into estrus. That way, he can propagate his own DNA at the expense of another!)

05. “After The Lovin’,” Englebert Humperdinck
Would it kill you to cuddle a little bit after?! Sheesh!

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