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Depressing Newsbits of the World

Thursday, July 23rd, 2009

Adam Yauch, aka MCA, of the Beastie Boys dropped some depressing news – he’s got cancer. A tumor was discovered in his throat. The good news – Yauch said that it’s treatable, hasn’t spread, and will not affect his voice. Tour dates have been canceled and the release of their new album has been postponed.

We wish Yauch a speedy and full recovery, and are still looking forward to the Hot Sauce Committee Part 1.

Yauch made the announcement on a video on the Beastie’s web site:

In other depressing news, Sony has already closed a deal to pony up an unheard of $50 million for the rights to make a feature film on Michael Jackson, according to Variety. The film will likely draw from 80 hours of footage recorded in Los Angeles of Jackson rehearsing for his London comeback shows. Kenny Ortega, the man who unleashed High School Musical on an unwitting and arguably innocent public, who shot the footage, is expected to direct.

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The Top 5 Jazz Songs for People Who Know Nothing About Jazz

Wednesday, July 22nd, 2009

Once again, we’re happy to have a guest post – this one is brought to us by friend of the blog Kelly Muse, an excellent musician in his own right, and a man who, in college, I credit in awakening my own interest in Stevie Wonder and Chris Isaak. And, he knows a thing or three about jazz:

I have not done any official polling, but I think I can safely posit that jazz fans represent a very small segment of society. Of them, those that are really into jazz, and not heavily sanitized and commercial jazz (cough – Kenny G. ) are likely an even smaller segment.

jazzI won’t imply that jazz is better than other musical genres in any way, but it is markedly different than the music most of us grew up with. We are used to basic chords and predictable patterns: four beats to a measure, linear melodies and clear cadences. Jazz revolves around constant improvisation, thick chords, and syncopated rhythms.

For that reason – a lack of familiarity – most people regard jazz as esoteric or inaccessible. I reject that characterization. I think if most people grew up around jazz, it would feel as natural as Jingle Bells or Happy Birthday. But since few of us did, I recommend a regimen of “gateway songs” – songs that straddle the line between what is familiar and what might not be. Enjoy!

The Top 5 Jazz Songs for People Who Know Nothing About Jazz

1. “So What,” Miles Davis

This is a really a vote for Miles Davis’ classic album, Kind of Blue. If you only own one jazz album, this should probably be the one.

2. “Blackbird,” Brad Mehldau

My favorite pianist, Mehldau is a master in the piano trio setting (piano, bass, drums) and has recorded a brilliant series of Art of the Trio albums. In addition to originals and old standards, he frequently covers songs by The Beatles, Radiohead and Nick Drake. His treatment of this Beatles classic works well and has a lot of improvisation without straying too far from the original.

3. “Sing a Song of Song,” Kenny Garrett

Sax master Kenny Garrett keeps it simple in this eerie ballad. Most of the song revolves around three chords, which really shows what is possible when great improvisors get together. The melody is catchy, and the ending is epic. This is a great album for those who really want to train their ears.

4. “Cantoloupe Island,” Herbie Hancock

The chances are you’ve heard this song somewhere. I can almost guarantee that you’ll get it stuck in your head. This is another vote for the whole album.


5. “Smells Like Teen Spirit,” The Bad Plus

If the term “jazz” conjures up images of smooth easy listening for you, prepare to be surprised. The Bad Plus piano trio makes as much noise as most rock bands, and this cover of Nirvana’s classic is no exception. You’ve been warned.

The Top 5 Jazz Songs for People Who Know Nothing About Jazz

What’s your gateway drug to jazz?

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The best music-streaming service you’ll never use?

Tuesday, July 21st, 2009

Super Music Downloading Number One!The normally-great Slate has recently published a piece on what writer Farhad Manjoo is claiming to be the bestest music-streaming service in the entire world ever. In Manjoo’s hymn of praise to Spotify, he claims that you’d quit all that illegal BitTorrent downloading if only you used this desktop application, as opposed to clunky MySpace music and its ilk.

While Manjoo believes this is clearly the best thing since Pandora and Napster (the free kind, not the has-been subscription service it eventually become), there’s a catch. The UK program is not available in the U.S.

Rather than explore other domestic alternatives (is Imeem really that bad?), Manjoo “sneaked in through a proxy server” to test Spotify. And it was great! He even was able to listen to “Man In The Mirror” by Michael Jackson! Also, Manjoo would like us to know he can see the Pacific Ocean from his window, which doesn’t at all make him sound like a douche.

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Screw the Economy: Top Five Songs To Get Yourself Pumped Up To Kick Butt and Take Names (longform)

Monday, July 20th, 2009

kickassToday on theFiver, we’re pleased to present this Top 5 guest post by entrepreneur Nicole Ouellette, who helped to conceptualize this blog. Read about this cyber siren’s  exploits in Mainebiz.

After a year and a half of building my very own online empire, I have recently become a small business owner full-time. I was pretty pumped about it, you know, until several weeks in. Here are a few of the reasons me working from my home is a little less than motivating:

1) My bed is four paces from my desk – three, if I take big steps. The temptation to sleep in, nap, or otherwise retreat to my fluffy dark little paradise just feet away can be a little tempting on those stressful days.

2) I’ve spent valuable (and non-billable!) time learning such valuable lessons as A) don’t use your daytime cell phone minutes giving an hour of free advice and B) make everyone sign a contract. Yes the small business ownership learning curve is steep and you can avoid a lot of mistakes by simply thinking and talking to others who have gone before you, but sometimes you have to make your own.

3) The economy is scaring the crud out of some people, making them not want to spend “extra money” on Internet marketing. Of course, I have plenty of arguments to counteract this but I’m sure everyone selling something nowadays is also working really hard at a compelling pitch.

4) Staying in the same 220 square feet all day with no coworkers can be boring. When my friends come home from work, I’m like a little puppy who has been left alone all day, quite lively and full of energy. Thank God for the occasional Facebook release where I can write a witty status update or have a quick chat with a friend.

Temptation. Discouragement. Boredom. It happens.

I assure you that while there are some pitfalls to working your own business, I wouldn’t be doing it if it were terrible. But it has become clear to me that there are times when a good psych-up song is in order. Here are my top five songs to get me out of bed and keep me working during the day when that is the absolute last thing I want to do.

Top Five Songs To Get Yourself Pumped Up To Kick Butt and Take Names

1. “Maneater,” Nelly Furtato

As a young woman, I have encountered (and will likely continue to encounter) both ageism and sexism. Nelly Furtato is butt kicking, and this song puts a smirk on my face and helps me type (and sometimes run) fast.

2. “I Gotta Get Through This,” Daniel Bedingfield

I used to play this in college when I was up all night studying, especially that semester I took three lab classes. It’s an oldie but goodie. Sometimes, you just got to get through the thing you are dreading if only so you are done. The words are mantra-like, and actually saying them helps keep my mind off personal problems and on the task at hand.

3. “Unwritten,” Natasha Bedingfield

I know I am going to get some eye rolls for this one but it’s upbeat, and I fancy myself as kind of a writer with a whole future ahead of me thing so it works!

4. “Breakthrough,” Hope 7

I actually tried to look up the group (now disbanded) because I wanted to use this song as an intro to a podcast. This poppy, in-your-face number reminds me that no matter who doesn’t believe in me, I believe in myself. And trust me, if you are in business and don’t believe your own schtick, you’re in trouble.

5. “Pick Yourself Up,” Diana Krall

When you get knocked on your butt, it’s nice to know you can pick yourself up, dust yourself off, and start it all over again. This catchy jazzy song by one of my all time favorite female vocalists is played in my life at least once a week. It puts a teeny smile on my face while drinking my morning coffee, or when the sun is filtering in my window at the end of a hard day.

Nicole

So go forth and kick butt! In the meantime, any songs I could add to my list?

Nicole Ouellette has her own Internet marketing business Breaking Even Communications and recently scored the Glengarry account.

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PerformanceKlok: Are you lonesome tonight? You’d better believe it.

Saturday, July 18th, 2009

The origin of this YouTube clip is credited to a documentary entitled “This Is Elvis.” I don’t find the performances of “Are You Lonesome Tonight” and “My Way” pathetic, in spite of the sequins, the fumbled words, or Elvis’s weight. I do see this as one of the most sorrowful images in popular culture. The sadness conveyed, particularly in the first half of this clip, is difficult to convey in words – a king at the end of his reign.

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The Top 5 versions of ‘Such Great Heights’

Friday, July 17th, 2009

By the way, it says "the Fiver" on your faceWhat is it about The Postal Service’s “Such Great Heights” that inspires nearly everyone to cover it? Perhaps it’s that the lyrics are sweet and brilliant, with phrases that run together with the stream of consciousness that only seems to occur when you’re truly in love. For whatever reason, it’s worthwhile to pause and reflect upon:

The Top 5 versions of ‘Such Great Heights’

1. “Such Great Heights,” The Postal Service
The original has a definite electronic bend to it. For a song with such warmth, it leaves you feeling a little cold.

2. “Such Great Heights,” Iron & Wine
Perhaps the best known version (thanks to the Garden State soundtrack) comes from Iron & Wine, which has a more ethereal, gentle feel.

3. “Such Great Heights,” Ben Folds
Folds put together an improvised version of this song at an Australian television studio appearance. And it works, which may be a testament to both the song’s versatility as well as Folds’ musicianship.

4. “Such Great Heights,” The UMass Dynamics
Not even university a cappella groups are immune to the song. I’m a little partial to this version, even if it does bring whiteness to new (dare I say “great”?) heights.

5. “Such Great Heights,” Confide
Confide’s hardcore version starts off relatively faithful, before taking it to unfortunate new places. I won’t say it’s the most awful thing I have ever heard. But it’s up there, being the aural equivalent of testicles in a blender. In a word: Suckcore.

I got the idea for this Top 5 after reading this post on the AV Club blog, and although I disagree with its assessment that Confide’s version “works,” I do like Modell’s method for summoning the devil. Whaddya think, sirs?

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He won’t even have to use his A-K

Thursday, July 16th, 2009

cubeThe man who brought you such West Coast gangsta rap classics like “Cave Bitch” and “Cash Over Ass” will be adapting his family-friendly flick “Are We There Yet?” to the small screen.

According to AllHipHop.com, TBS secured a 10 episode contract from rap veteran Ice Cube after a bidding war with USA and BET. Meanwhile, we’re still waiting on Cube’s remake of “Welcome Back Kotter.”

In even more bizarre news, horrorcore rap act Three 6 Mafia have developed a reality cooking show. Really.

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In case you missed it: Kasem has left the building

Thursday, July 16th, 2009

Iconic DJ Casey Kasem signed off after 39 years in the music business July 4. Kasem, 77, passed the mic to Ryan Seacreast in 2004 to his syndicated radio program, but continued to emcee two abridged versions.

“We began the weekend of July 4, 1970, and after 39 years this will be our final countdown,” he said on American Top 20, with a lack of pomp or bravado.

ABC News said it was an end of an era in a report that, at times, read more like an obituary than a retirement announcement (perhaps not surprising, seeing as how it wasn’t long ago when fellow radio legend Dick Clark largely left the airwaves after a stroke). According to published reports, Kasem gave fans no advance notice of his retirement, and ABC said the DJ has declined interview requests.

However, the New York Times reports that, in a statement, Kasem said he “loved every minute” of the countdowns, but was looking to “free up time I need to focus on a myriad other projects.”

Kasem is also known for voicing the perpetual stoner Shaggy in the Scooby Doo cartoon series, but it will likely be his “long distance dedications” on American Top 40 that his fans will remember.

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Top 5 heavily distorted tunes

Wednesday, July 15th, 2009

There are days where you can’t focus, where every subject just seems to be white noise with varying in intensity. Where things are just … distorted. Maybe you didn’t get enough sleep the night before. Maybe you’ve ruptured your ear drum. Maybe you were a little to quick to dismiss the notion of an “acid flashback.” Whatever the reason, theFiver’s got you covered. Here are, in no particular order, the:

top 5 distort

1. “California Girls,” The Magnetic Fields

Singer-songwriter Stephin Merritt loved the concept of distortion (and Jesus And Mary Chain – see No. 3)  so much he named his band’s last album after it. And one of the best tracks off said album is this  symphony of distortion, “California Girls.” Here, our friends from the Hills seem to get their just deserts, as in the song’s coda: “They will hear me say, as the pavement whirls, ‘I hate california girls.’”

2. “So What’cha Want,” Beastie Boys

Where would we be without the Boys’ 1992’s opus “Check Your Head”? I don’t know, but I wouldn’t want to be there. Raucous and fun, if this tune doesn’t make you want to pogo, then you’re no friend of mine.

3. “Just Like Honey,” The Jesus And Mary Chain

That which birthed The Magnetic FIelds. This alternative staple is so sweet, it might actually make you forget any image of Bill Murray getting cuddly with Scarlet Johanson.

4. “The Wretched,” Nine Inch Nails

Trent Reznor ushered in a new era of distortion-as-music with 1989’s Pretty Hate Machine and its signature tune “Head Like A Hole.” He upped the ante, though, with 1994’s The Downward Spiral, and continued with this track off

The Fragile (1999), “The Wretched.”

5. “Apple Option Fire,” Hot Lava

Indie band Hot Lava takes  bit of a fun approach to distortion, finally giving the musical twist that gaming on a Mac deserves.

Distortion

Runners Up: “Closer,” “Head Like A Hole,” et al., Nine Inch Nails; “She’s Your Cocaine,” Tori Amos; “Wild Honey Pie,” The Beatles; “Slip Inside This House” (Thirteenth Floor Elevators cover), Primal Scream. So what bends your antennae?

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Reports of Internet radio death greatly exaggerated

Tuesday, July 14th, 2009

IMG_0235The New York Times reported last week that record labels and online stations have agreed on new royalty rates that cover music streaming.

Sites, including the popular Pandora, argued that the previous rates were “eating up revenue” and could to put them out of business, according to the Times.

“They (record labels) clearly didn’t understand the potential of the medium and its reach,” Tim Bajarin, president of firm Creative Strategies, is quoted as saying. “From the beginning they should have been very flexible and realized that this was an opportunity for them to gain even broader audiences.”

Read the full story here.

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