I know what you’re thinking: “Gee, I wish there was a way to show my love for theFiver, say, by wearing a shirt with that bunny on it.” Or maybe, “You know what I like to have on my magnets? Logos from music blogs.” Or even: “My underwear is too plain. I really wish this thong said something about theFiver.”

Well, your dream is now a reality in a blazing display of genuine Fiver merchandise. Just click here, and prepared to be blown away by the fact that theFiver logo is now available on a bib!

And also, I really need some money now, so perhaps you should consider buying at least one of everything? Just saying …

theFiver Store: It’s where Barack Obama would shop, if he wanted Fiver merchandise.