It’s been a busy week at theFiver’s home offices, as such, we didn’t have time to cobble a traditional Top 5 list, however, in the interests in saluting our most excellent readers, we’d like to present the Top 5 Fiver comments that sound awesome when taken out of context:

1. No matter what you tell them, there are legions of people that will never accept that Manfred Mann is not “wrapped up like a douche…”

2. Please feel free to vomit forth your opinion on my blog anytime… well, not literally, please…

3. side note: I still believe the chinaman may, in fact, be the issue.

4. But guitar strings feel gross on my fingers. And Guitar Hero is so easy. And there’s an audience cheering you on. And pretty colors.

5. I think this needs an Aimee Mann song. That’s what was playing when I hit into the moose going 60 mph at approximately 10 pm that fateful Friday night five years ago.

Runners up: They’re saying “Shark sandwich,” right? and Who *doesn’t* need a lizard friend?