Not too long ago, we paid tribute to some of the lesser-known misheard lyrics. And while you could have an entire blog based on misinterpreting “excuse me while I kiss the sky” as “pardon me, but that gentleman requires me to press my lips upon his,” there are some artists who have made their fortunes thanks to or in spite of lyrics that are partly to severely incomprehensible.
1. “Orinoco Flow,” Enya
New Age founding mother Enya has built her career on trippy/haunting Celtic music in which she uses a lot of overdubbing and reverb. And while some of her other works are more muddled (“Caribbean Blue,” for example), nothing is more fun to try to sing along to than her seminal “Orinoco Flow.”
I can decipher some words. I think there’s a Bob Dickens in there somewhere, whoever he is. During the bridge, she appears to pay tribute to Star Trek: The Next Generation’s Brent Spiner when she repeats, “Data! Data!” Then there’s the cryptic lyric, “Touch Bellini in Tahiti on the Island of Vermouth.” Other times, I think she’s just doing some kind of Irish scatting.
2. “Yellow Ledbetter,” Pearl Jam
I find this song incredibly powerful and sad. This, despite the fact that I can’t understand one single word of what Eddie Vedder’s saying. But maybe that’s not such a bad thing.
3. “Brand New Day,” Sting
Whether he’s with The Police or going solo, there’s one thing you can count on: Sting always sings as if part of him got caught in his fly.
4. “Paranoid,” Black Sabbath
Before Ozzy Osbourne made a second career out of slurring heartfelt fatherly advice, he was equally incomprehensible as the prince of darkness.
5. “Fairytale of New York,” Kirsty MacColl & The Pogues
Again with the Irish! I know there are any number of songs by The Pogues that are made incomprehensible thanks to Shane MacGown’s growling, slurring vocals. But the ballad-ish nature of “Fairytale of New York” only seems to underscore the point when juxtaposed with Kirsty MacColl.
What music do you find incomprehensible?
“Yellow Ledbetter” has to be the ultimate incomprehensible-lyrics song. Have you seen the You Tube video that suggests what the words could be?
“Even Flow,” “Smells Like Teen Spirit,” and anything by Fallout Boy also confound me.
Good lord, that YouTube video made me squirt milk out of my nose. That is, it would, had I been drinking milk at the time. Speaking of which, I need to go to the grocery store.
I’d like to add the following:
The Doors – LA Woman (“Eega deega dotta botta owah agooo!”)
Bruce Springsteen – Streets of Philadelphia
And Elizabeth Fraser from the Cocteau Twins is known for her “nonlyrical vocals,” but when she’s supposedly singing recognizable English words, it’s hard to hear the difference.
The chorus to David Gray’s “Babylon” is a head-scratcher. The lyrics are allegedly “Let go your heart/Let go your head/And feel it now”, but I don’t think I’d have gotten that by listening. It sounds to me like he’s either really drunk, or has just been to the dentist and the Novocain hasn’t worn off yet.
Orinoco flow doesn’t even have any Gaelic in it, it’s one of her easier songs to understand, “Athair Ar Neamh” I can understand having some issues with.
And while Ozzy’s slur can mask a few things Paranoid contains one of my favorite phrases ever: “Make a joke and I will sigh and you will laugh and I will cry
Happiness I cannot feel and love to me is so unreal”