I really don’t have a good excuse for this category, other than the fact that I have a juvenile sense of humor. In any event, the idea and title for today’s Top 5 was sent to me via Facebook by my good friend, Tracy. Besides, if you’re like me, you get bored easily, so maybe it’s good to have handy the Top 5 songs to play when you know you’re going to be on the potty for a long time:
1. “American Pie” Don McLean
Coming in at eight minutes and thirty-six seconds, and with a decent narrative to boot, “American Pie” should keep your mind occupied while giving you plenty of time to finish your business.
2. “Slip-Sliding Away” Aqualung (Paul Simon cover)
Enough said.
3. “Orinoco Flow” Enya
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4. “Low Rider” War
War’s ode to cruising gives you a feeling of momentum without feeling rushed. Ask your doctor if “Low Rider” is right for you.
5. “Moby Dick” Led Zeppelin
At what point do you leave the pavilion to use the porta potty? That’s right – during the drum solo.
Top 5 songs to play when you know youre going to be on the potty for a LOOOOOONG time.
