Something for this time of year: Kathleen Edwards performs “Buffalo.”
Alarm goes off. You look around. Birds are singing, the sun is shining through the remainder of the autumn leaves. Looks like it’s going to be a great morning. And then you remember – something was going on the night before. What was it?
It wasn’t like that night three years ago in Tijuana that involved swallowing the tequila worm and the resulting three hours of hallucinatory debauchery, culminating in you purchasing a cock-fighting franchise.
No, this is different. Despite it being a beautiful Fall day, and though there’s no male prostitute named Pedro passed out in the shower (this time, thank God), things seem more ominous.
Then you remember: Yesterday was election day.
Oh, what terrible things befell the American public by its own hand? Shaking, you turn on the TV just in time to see the cheery, slightly bulbous form of Willard Scott give way to the local news, where a reporter informs you that Proposition 23, which amends the state constitution to allow the eating of kittens wrapped in a burned American flag, while at the same time banning marriage, hugs, high fives and eye contact between members of the same gender, passed 87% to 2%. Noooooo!
It’s going to be a long day.
Top 5 songs for the aftermath of a soul-crushing political defeat
1. “American Tune,” Paul Simon
“American Tune” was written in the wake of the reelection of Richard Nixon in 1972, though this could have easily been written in the wake of the reelection of George W. Bush in 2004. That’s politics for ya.
2. “I’m So Bored With The U.S.A.,” The Clash
You know what? Constitutional democracy was so 18th Century.
3. “Oil Man’s War,” Kathleen Edwards
I’m moving to Canada! No, I really mean it this time! Canadian singer-songwriter Kathleen Edwards said she’d give me a lift.
4. “Days Like This,” Van Morrison
OK, relax, mellow out, man. Your mama told you there’d be days like this, and the soulful feeling of this song will make it a little easier to swallow.
5. “Walk On,” U2
Don’t give up. Keep on trying, though it’s hard, though it might be the last thing you feel like doing. Walk on …
Top 5 songs for the aftermath of a soul-crushing political defeat
It’s late, and you’re tired, and there are miles and miles to go. You’re driving a car you love, despite its crappy gas mileage and the fact that your contemporaries are all driving hybrids. You cruise through highways and back roads, through marshes with your windows down, despite the sharp odor of salt water and decay. You drive downtown, but you’re just cognoscente of the motorcyclist in front of you not to hit him. Miles to go, and you’ve fallen into one of those hellishly contemplative moods, where thoughts race around your brain like a dog chasing its tail. Thoughts like: I wonder how I managed to either completely miss or downright toss away any chance at real love. But Jesus Christ, what would I have done if I had found it? The mood’s like a drug, endlessly depressing and endlessly fascinating. So this list is for you and your habit. Tonight, these songs are for you:
Top 5 songs for the late night, melancholy drive:
1. “Goodnight, California,” Kathleen Edwards
The real trick to this alt-rocker comes half way through at 3:06, when the actual singing stops, and the hypnosis begins.
2. “Overnight Drive (What Might Have Been),” *64
Made up of elements from Angry Salad, *64 continued the tradition of writing infectious pop/rock tunes. But “Overnight Drive” seems to perfectly encapsulate a feeling of loneliness that every touring musician must sometimes feel with simple but beautiful lyrics like, “A cigarette explodes on the highway in the dark.”
3. “One Headlight,” The Wallflowers; 4. “Can’t Run But,” Paul Simon
Both songs evoke a state of melancholly with a sense of urgency brought on by the songs’ tempos. For “One Healdlight,” it’s the droning guitar punctuated by bass and snare. In “Can’t Run But” you have Simon’s mello voice augmented by a near-frantic thumb piano.
5. “Wish You Were Here,” Pink Floyd
The fade-out at the end of this track makes you believe you could, at some point, simply run out of road and fade out among the stars.
Runners up: “Precious Things,” Tori Amos; “Dead Flowers (Live in Calgary),” Steve Earle (Rolling Stones cover);”Your Ex-Lover Is Dead,” Stars; “We Are Pilots,” Shiny Toy Guns; “Comfortably Numb,” Pink Floyd
Overnight Drive (What Might Have Been) (Sample download)