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		<title>Top 5 incomprehensible songs that aren&#8217;t performed by Bob Dylan</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Not too long ago, we paid tribute to some of the lesser-known misheard lyrics. And while you could have an entire blog based on misinterpreting &#8220;excuse me while I kiss the sky&#8221; as &#8220;pardon me, but that gentleman requires me to press my lips upon his,&#8221; there are some artists who have made their fortunes [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><em><a href="http://www.nlm.nih.gov/medlineplus/ency/imagepages/19592.htm"><img class="alignright size-medium wp-image-1173" title="nlm.nih.gov" src="http://thefiver.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/19592-300x240.jpg" alt="19592" width="300" height="240" /></a>Not too long ago, we paid tribute to some of the <a href="http://thefiver.net/2009/09/18/steady-as-a-goat-were-flying-over-trout-top-5-lesser-known-misheard-lyrics/">lesser-known misheard lyrics</a></em><em>. And while you could have an entire blog based on misinterpreting &#8220;excuse me while I kiss the sky&#8221; as &#8220;pardon me, but that gentleman requires me to press my lips upon his,&#8221; there are some artists who have made their fortunes thanks to or in spite of lyrics that are partly to  severely incomprehensible.</em></p>
<p><strong>1. &#8220;Orinoco Flow,&#8221; Enya<br />
</strong> New Age founding mother Enya has built her career on trippy/haunting Celtic music in which she uses a lot of overdubbing and reverb. And while some of her other works are more muddled (&#8220;Caribbean Blue,&#8221; for example), nothing is more fun to try to sing along to than her seminal &#8220;Orinoco Flow.&#8221;</p>
<p>I can decipher some words. I think there&#8217;s a Bob Dickens in there somewhere, whoever he is. During the bridge, she appears to pay tribute to <em>Star Trek: The Next Generation</em>&#8217;s Brent Spiner when she repeats, &#8220;Data! Data!&#8221; Then there&#8217;s the cryptic lyric, &#8220;<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lkAgmqbwjQ">Touch Bellini</a> in Tahiti on the Island of Vermouth.&#8221; Other times, I think she&#8217;s just doing some kind of Irish scatting.</p>
<p><strong>2. &#8220;Yellow Ledbetter,&#8221; Pearl Jam<br />
</strong> I find this song incredibly powerful and sad. This, despite the fact that I can&#8217;t understand one single word of what Eddie Vedder&#8217;s saying. But maybe that&#8217;s not such a bad thing.</p>
<p><strong>3. &#8220;Brand New Day,&#8221; Sting<br />
</strong> Whether he&#8217;s with The Police or going solo, there&#8217;s one thing you can count on: Sting always sings as if part of him got caught in his fly.</p>
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<p><strong>4. &#8220;Paranoid,&#8221; Black Sabbath<br />
</strong> Before Ozzy Osbourne made a second career out of slurring heartfelt fatherly advice, he was equally incomprehensible as the prince of darkness.</p>
<p><strong>5. &#8220;Fairytale of New York,&#8221; Kirsty MacColl &amp; The Pogues<br />
</strong> Again with the Irish! I know there are any number of songs by The Pogues that are made incomprehensible thanks to Shane MacGown&#8217;s growling, slurring vocals. But the ballad-ish nature of &#8220;Fairytale of New York&#8221; only seems to underscore the point when juxtaposed with Kirsty MacColl.</p>
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<p><a href="http://www.imeem.com/people/Hn6E3k7/playlist/NVF8tm6_/huh-music-playlist/">Huh?</a></p>
<p><em>What music do </em>you<em> find incomprehensible?</em></p>
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