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Top 5 Beach Boys songs that have nothing to do with the beach, surfing, cruising or summer

Monday, August 31st, 2009

IMG_0904Today is the last day of August, filthy, disgusting August. Of all summer months, August is the worst. It saunters in, like the boorish, drunk uncle at a family reunion. Eventually, he’ll eat all the clam dip and lose his temper during what was a harmless game of badminton. Finally, he’ll tear off in his ‘82 Trans Am, but not before getting a good look at your cousin’s cleavage.

August is probably the most uncomfortable month of the year, especially in New England, where the constant humidity is interrupted only by the occasional electrical storm. The very name “August” translates from Latin as “crotch sweat of the pig.” To celebrate the end of this awful, awful month, theFiver is happy to invoke:

The Top 5 Beach Boys songs that have nothing to do with the beach, surfing, cruising or summer:

1. “Good Vibrations”
A tune for all seasons, you may also know it by its other title, “The best damn song ever recorded.” The genius of “Good Vibrations” can be summed up using this simple algebraic formula: Brian Wilson = Awesome

2. “Don’t Worry Baby”
3. “God Only Knows”
Thanks to Mike Love, Sunkist commercials and that episode of “Full House,” by the late ’80s the Beach Boys became firmly synonymous with family-friendly teeny-pop. It was easy to forget their earnest love songs that often fused simple sentiments with complex arrangements.

4. “I Just Wasn’t Made For These Times”
Amen to that.

5. “Heroes And Villains”
Psychedelic pop whose complexity puts Sgt. Pepper to shame, “Heroes And Villains” seems to go against the grain in almost every sense. It even gets better with age — as rereleased on “Brian Wilson Presents SMiLE,” “Heroes And Villains” becomes part of a larger, bizarre and joyful opera.


The Top 5 Beach Boys songs that have nothing to do with the beach, surfing, cruising or summer

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Top 5 “what the hell were they thinking?!” moments on Rolling Stone’s 100 Greatest Guitarists of All Time

Wednesday, August 12th, 2009

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Rolling Stone has listed what it claims are “The 100 Greatest Guitarists Of All Time.” Rather than come up with the definitive list, however, the article simply fans the flames of a long-running debate.

Many music critics would say that sound and inventiveness trumps technique and skill.  Serious musicians could counter that even if you stun listeners across the nation with your songs, it doesn’t mean your playing is any good, never mind sophisticated.

The RS list appears to lean toward the former argument. That’s fine, but in reading its list, one can’t help but feel mislead. If they called this list “100 Great Artists Whose Guitar Is Their Primary Instrument,” then, yeah, you could get behind that. But to give props to Soundgarden’s Kim Thayil because he used dropped-D tuning, but exclude technically superior musicians like Eric Johnson and Alex Lifeson … that just seems wrong.

One thing is for certain; Rolling Stone’s list leaves a lot of head-scratching.

Top 5 “what the hell were they thinking?!” moments on Rolling Stone’s 100 Greatest Guitarists of All Time:


1. Eric Clapton

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No. Sorry. He’s not the fourth greatest guitarist of all time. I’m not even sure if he’s the fortieth. Yes, he’s incredibly popular; yes, he’s been around for a bit; yes, he deserves a huge thanks for giving the blues a British renaissance; and yes, the baby boomers love him. But as my old guitar teacher once said, any kid on the street corner can play his licks. The pentatonic scale is just not that hard. If he’s “God,” then my dad’s God … and he’s not.

2. Kurt Cobain

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Cobain helped to give the music industry an enema just when its hair band-impacted bowels needed it, and we’re all better off for that. But Cobain was not that great of a guitarist, he just wasn’t it. If you need to recognize a guitarist representing the early ’90s alternative/grunge music, why not Pearl Jam’s Mike McCready?

3. Johnny Ramone

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Punk is a good and almost necessary form of music. But its very nature shuns the technical know-how of its contemporaries such as prog-rock. The Ramones is New York punk through and through, but you didn’t go to CBGB to hear an exercise on symmetrical augmented scales.

4. Keith Richards

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One of the most overrated guitarists from the world’s biggest overrated band. The Rolling Stones did not do much to innovate. They came along at the right time, tweaking the Beatles sound with a bit more sex and drugs, and most of them had the good fortune to stick together and not die. Richards is a decent guitarist, but he’s not one of the all-time greatest.

5. Neil Young

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As a singer-song writer, he’s fine. But like Cobain, he’s simply not that great of a guitarist. If you want to talk musicianship with a flair for songwriting, give me Paul Simon any day of the week.

Runners up: George Harrison (#21); The Edge (#24); Ron Asheton (#29); Tom Morello (#26); John Fogerty (#40); Clarence White (#41); Joni Mitchell (#72); Joan Jett (#87).

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The Top 5 Jazz Songs for People Who Know Nothing About Jazz

Wednesday, July 22nd, 2009

Once again, we’re happy to have a guest post – this one is brought to us by friend of the blog Kelly Muse, an excellent musician in his own right, and a man who, in college, I credit in awakening my own interest in Stevie Wonder and Chris Isaak. And, he knows a thing or three about jazz:

I have not done any official polling, but I think I can safely posit that jazz fans represent a very small segment of society. Of them, those that are really into jazz, and not heavily sanitized and commercial jazz (cough – Kenny G. ) are likely an even smaller segment.

jazzI won’t imply that jazz is better than other musical genres in any way, but it is markedly different than the music most of us grew up with. We are used to basic chords and predictable patterns: four beats to a measure, linear melodies and clear cadences. Jazz revolves around constant improvisation, thick chords, and syncopated rhythms.

For that reason – a lack of familiarity – most people regard jazz as esoteric or inaccessible. I reject that characterization. I think if most people grew up around jazz, it would feel as natural as Jingle Bells or Happy Birthday. But since few of us did, I recommend a regimen of “gateway songs” – songs that straddle the line between what is familiar and what might not be. Enjoy!

The Top 5 Jazz Songs for People Who Know Nothing About Jazz

1. “So What,” Miles Davis

This is a really a vote for Miles Davis’ classic album, Kind of Blue. If you only own one jazz album, this should probably be the one.

2. “Blackbird,” Brad Mehldau

My favorite pianist, Mehldau is a master in the piano trio setting (piano, bass, drums) and has recorded a brilliant series of Art of the Trio albums. In addition to originals and old standards, he frequently covers songs by The Beatles, Radiohead and Nick Drake. His treatment of this Beatles classic works well and has a lot of improvisation without straying too far from the original.

3. “Sing a Song of Song,” Kenny Garrett

Sax master Kenny Garrett keeps it simple in this eerie ballad. Most of the song revolves around three chords, which really shows what is possible when great improvisors get together. The melody is catchy, and the ending is epic. This is a great album for those who really want to train their ears.

4. “Cantoloupe Island,” Herbie Hancock

The chances are you’ve heard this song somewhere. I can almost guarantee that you’ll get it stuck in your head. This is another vote for the whole album.


5. “Smells Like Teen Spirit,” The Bad Plus

If the term “jazz” conjures up images of smooth easy listening for you, prepare to be surprised. The Bad Plus piano trio makes as much noise as most rock bands, and this cover of Nirvana’s classic is no exception. You’ve been warned.

The Top 5 Jazz Songs for People Who Know Nothing About Jazz

What’s your gateway drug to jazz?

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Beatles, Stones manager Klein dead at 77

Tuesday, July 7th, 2009

CNN has reported that Allen Klein, who managed  the Beatles and the Rolling Stones in the 1960s has succumbed to Alzheimer’s disease. Read the full story here.

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Y(J)im Y(J)ames to release Harrison tribute.

Thursday, June 25th, 2009

My Morning Jacket frontman Jim James will release a tribute album to George Harrison July 7. The EP was recorded shortly after Harrison’s death in 2001, and a portion of the proceeds will benefit the Woodstock Farm Animal Sanctuary.

Listen to a sample off the EP:

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